2018-06-05

Roundabouts


The bane of Americans driving in Europe
are the devil’s devices they call roundabouts.
The too-narrow roads may occasion less flare-up
of tense apprehension, of screaming and shouts,
than will often accompany round navigation,
if even so much as one more car is there.
The increased blood pressure and heated complexion
are worse than the angst of a one-lane road dare.
The plethora of roundabouts dotting the way
adds much complication, detracts from the view.
Just when you’re thinking you’ve finished the fray,
A road sign pops up to announce one anew.
And in Ireland, Scotland, England, or Wales,
it’s doubly confusing: which way must you go?
“To the left! To the left!” come the angry, loud hails
from the passengers. Ah, be safe and drive slow;
and the trucker behind scrapes off some of your paint.
So you count off your exits: There’s one and that’s two.
Was that one a third or a parking lot feint?
Now you’re back to the start and don’t know what to do!

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Limerick – Or Not


One day in Killarney we tourists set out
Driving to Limerick, Google Maps as our scout.
But the road was diverted,
Our day disconcerted.
In circles we drove, instead of our route.

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